I was on the phone with my sister (Kelly) on Friday when her oldest son got home from school.
Chris: Hi Mommy! My jacket broke!
Kelly: How did your jacket break?
Chris: A LEPRECHAUN DID IT.
Kelly: *sigh* Christopher, we've talked about this before. There are no such thing as leprechauns.
Chris: Yes there are! I can prove it to you!
Kelly: No, Christopher.
Chris: You just won't tell me there are leprechauns because you don't love me!
Kelly: (starting to get exasperated) You know what? Tia Cathy is the smartest person in the world. Ask her if there are leprechauns.
Christopher gets on the phone.
Chris: Hi Tia.
Cathy: Hey Chris, whats up?
Chris: Mommy is telling me that there's no such thing as leprechauns. Are there?
Cathy: Yes, Chris. Mommy just can't see them.
Chris: I knew it!
It is great being evil. I'm just waiting for him to be old enough for me to give him a drum set.