I was talking to my dad today, who told me that he recently talked with the nurse from his doctor's office about farmland, etc.
"Yeah, she said her friend owns 10 acres and breeds Pakis."
"She breeds Pakis."
"She breeds brown people?? I'm so confused!"
"You know, those animals like llamas?"
At that point we both lost it and started cracking up. My dad is awesome.